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In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Credits
Bob Saget
director
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Jennifer Finnigan
Valerie (voice)
Joely Fisher
Amanda (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Esther (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)
B.J. Novak
I Hope There's Sand Dabs Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Rob Weiss
Pissed Penguin (voice)
Cliff Dorfman
Pissed Penguin's Bro (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
John Salley
Ralph (voice)
Max Alexander
Jimmy's Grandfather
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
I'm Freezing My Nuts Off Penguin (voice)
Jeff Ross
Tourist Human Dad (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Penn Jillette
Leopard Seal Gang Member (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Stuart Stone
Fox (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're All Bitches Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's so Gross Penguin (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are up Here Penguin (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
What's Online? Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Barry Diamond
Your Sister Was in the Mood Penguin
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Norman Steinberg
Is There Coffee? Killer Seal
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