Kyle Mitchell

It all started with a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial Kyles love of chicken and acting in no particular order has grown ever since The son of a musician and a very patient mother Kyle was raised on chicken and spankings from the time he was old enough to remember Growing up in Edmonton Canada proved to be excellent training for a bright future in showbiz Often being pulled from school to play hooky and help his dad load musical gear into sleazy saloons on frosty afternoons Kyle found adventure and used gum under each and every hightop bar table The smell of showbiz cigarettes and stale beer were truly in the air in dark taverns such as The Transit Hotel The Park Hotel The Rex Hotel Beverly Crest The Drake The New West and The Klondiker to name but a few of Kylee childhood haunts The beehive haired waitresses all took a shine to Kyles natural sobriety and would keep Kyles glass of coke full and cold and to this day hes a glass fully full kind of guy Years later chicken would once again become an important part of Kyles life during a twoseason 21episode run as a continuity performer on the TV show Jake and the Kid You see Kyle ate a lot of chicken during those fat years from making the big Jake bucks Many years later during an intense therapy session it was discovered that Kyles penchant for poulet had nothing to do with his appearance as a 6year old in that KFC commercial it was simply that he enjoyed the texture Much to the relief of his therapist they could finally move on to why he still enjoyed being spanked so much Kyles ancestry is reminiscent of a Jackson Pollack painting and he spent most of his youth worrying about the fleeting nature of youth He was also very active in sports and seriously considered playing professional basketball his nickname was The White Larry Bird until he realized he couldnt dribble pass or shoot