Herbert has an audition that could redefine him, but first he and his wife Bobby Kindle have to get ready for his daughter Woman Child’s birthday party.

Herbert has grown a large belly due to flapjack intake and is worried it will ruin a video game audition.

Bobby’s friend from uni, Denim Jean, comes to visit. She loves denim and hates Herbert. To make matters worse, Herbert can’t think of a single idea for a new comedy night.

Herbert’s trying to do his tax return and make a music video for a posh goth, but he keeps getting distracted when his stationery turns sensual.

Jonny Wallop is stalked by a creature of the night. Meanwhile, it’s Herbert’s anniversary, so he is determined to get Bobby the perfect present. And he’s got his dream audition to act in the theatre. But his angry tooth starts rapping and has to be destroyed.